RUB SOME DIRT ON IT Colors:Solid Black The word David Lynch placed

The word David Lynch placed at the center of Mulholland Drive as a reminder that none of it is real — none of it

This tee is for the person who is both of those things right now and fine with it

This tee is for the person who has perfected the art of not entertaining questions they didn't invite — politely

This tee is for the person who says it before situations that fully justify the declaration — and usually does not disappoint

The designation that follows some people their entire lives — worn as a warning by some and as a badge by others

RUB SOME DIRT ON IT Colors:Solid Black The word David Lynch placedRub some dirt on it. The universal field remedy for any situation that doesn't require immediate medical attention. This tee is for the people who grew up hearing this and now dispense it as wisdom themselves.